I mean, don't misunderstand: I love my body. But I would prefer to be known for something other than a simple act of engineering by God or for something that is not usually associated with porn, nipples, or lactation (ew). And don't get me wrong, sometimes I like being known. And as if these larger-than-life-shoulder-boulders weren't already a bother, to say the least, they end up being one of the most preeminent and recognizable definitions of my identity.

Not only are they an evil to our fragile spines, but they are a true villain to our bank accounts, and the investments made are comparable to our grandma's table-cloth wrapped in enough underwire to construct an electric fence. Big boobs take up way too much space they make exercise an act of engineering, rather than fitness they, unfortunately, are a regular point of conversation they make everything I wear look like a Playboy campaign, and the boob-sweat could fry a batch of McDonalds french fries. And don't even get me started on going braless. strapless bras, bathing-suits, sports bras? Well, just forget about those. Of course, a busty chest is, first and foremost, inconvenient. It is a never-ending cycle that we can completely avoid with new perspective and self-control. Be happy with what you have, and remember that the things we choose to indulge in because we can‘t have them turn into the things we become ungrateful for because we do have them.

You gotta know when you have a good thing and hold on to it. Sometimes it feels like the red button is everything, and that we are tempted because 'Maybe it's what is actually meant to be' or 'I wouldn't be tempted by it if it weren’t a good option.' Don’t let the red buttons of life fool you. This has been such a positive and humbling experience for me, and it really has made me so much more grateful for the blessings that I have been given. I recently have begun writing down what I am thankful for every night and reaching out to people to let them know that their presence in my life is more important than any silly red button. Especially living in such an advanced world where we want immediate gratification, it is tough to not give into the temptations presented to us.

I know that not pressing the red button is something that I personally struggle with, and I'm sure that many of you do as well.

Red button press meme